Here's some lies to digest.

http://www.helloquizzy.com/results/the-best-thing-about-you-test/?fromCGI=1&var_Compassion=0&var_Intelligence=1&var_Humility=4&var_Honesty=1&var_Discipline=3&var_Courage=0&var_Passion=2

The Horror, The Horror...

Put in the letters of your name and get some meanings.

A : Easy to fall in love with.
B : You like people.
C : You are really silly.
D : one in a million.
E : You are great in bed.
F : You are dead sexy.
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H : You are Quirky.
I : Great in bed.
J : People Adore you
K : You're wild and crazy.
L : Unbelievably great in bed.
M : best kisser ever.
N : You like to drink.
O : Crazy
P : You are popular with all types of people.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
S : You love to drink
R : Fucking crazy.
T : You're loyal to those you love.
U : You really like to chill.
V : You are not judgmental.
W : You are very broad minded.
X : You never let people tell you what to do.
Y : Best boy/girl friend any one can ask for.
Z : Always ready.

And thus;
C : You are really silly.
Y : Best boy/girl friend any one can ask for.
R : Fucking crazy.
I : Great in bed.
L : Unbelievably great in bed.

Jackal sighted in Orlando, Florida.
Capture nets at the ready.
Over and Out.

a) tell you why I friended you,
b) associate you with something - fandom, a song, a colour, a photo, etc.,
c) tell you something I like about you,
d) tell you a memory I have of you,
e) ask something I've always wanted to know about you,
f) tell you my favorite user pic of yours,
g) in return, you must post this in your LJ.

First century Christians were called atheists by the greater Roman society because they didn't believe in a pantheon of gods.

The four stages of ninja star in the chest.

1.Shock.
2. Anger.
3. Fear.
4 Acceptance.

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Personality Test - Report

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Neuroticism	20
Extraversion	30
Openness to Experience	27
Agreeableness	55
Conscientiousness	49

You do not experience strong, irresistible cravings and consequently do not find yourself tempted to overindulge, however you are not generally self conscious about yourself. You get overwhelmed by too much noise and commotion and do not like thrill-seeking activities. You prefer facts over fantasy and are more interested in what is happening in the real word. You dislike confrontations and are perfectly willing to compromise or to deny your own needs in order to get along with others, however you believe that a certain amount of deception in social relationships is necessary. You are guarded in new relationships and less willing to openly reveal the whole truth about yourself. You take your time when making decisions and will deliberate on all the possible consequences and alternatives.

This report compares you to other men between the ages of 21 and 40 in United States. It analyses you based on each of the five broad personality domains of the Five-Factor Model (Goldberg, L R. 1999), and the six sub domains at each level.

Neuroticism

Overall Score	20
Anxiety	28
Anger	21
Depression	22
Self-Consciousness	40
Immoderation	20
Vulnerability	39

You are a calm person who is considered almost fearless by some. You rarely get angry and it takes a lot to make you angry. You very rarely feel depressed and are usually in a good frame of mind. You are not generally self conscious about yourself. You do not experience strong, irresistible cravings and consequently do not find yourself tempted to overindulge. High levels of stress can lead to you feeling panic or confusion, but usually you cope with day to day pressures.

Extraversion

Overall Score	30
Friendliness	47
Gregariousness	73
Assertiveness	44
Activity Level	11
Excitement-Seeking	1
Cheerfulness	47

You generally make friends easily enough although you mostly don't go out of your way to demonstrate positive feelings toward others. You find the company of others pleasantly stimulating and rewarding, and you enjoy the excitement that crowds provide. You are an active group participant but usually prefer to let someone else be the group leader. You lead a leisurely and relaxed life. You would prefer to sit back and smell the roses than indulge in high energy activities. You get overwhelmed by too much noise and commotion and do not like thrill-seeking activities. You have a generally cheerful disposition.

Openness to Experience

Overall Score	27
Imagination	5
Artistic Interests	31
Emotionality	7
Adventurousness	38
Intellect	38
Liberalism	93

You prefer facts over fantasy and are more interested in what is happening in the real word. You are not interested in the arts and do not display aesthetic sensitivity. You tend not to express your emotions openly and are sometimes not even aware of your own feelings. Familiar routines are good, but sometimes you like to spice up your life with a bit of adventure or activity. You enjoy a certain amount of debate or intellectual thought, but sometimes get bored with too much. Often you exhibit a readiness to challenge authority, convention, and traditional values. Sometimes you feel a certain degree of hostility toward rules and perhaps even enjoy ambiguity.

Agreeableness

Overall Score	55
Trust	79
Morality	11
Altruism	45
Cooperation	81
Modesty	46
Sympathy	52

You naturally assume that most people are fair, honest, and have good intentions. You believe that a certain amount of deception in social relationships is necessary. You are guarded in new relationships and less willing to openly reveal the whole truth about yourself. You will help others if they are in need. If people ask for too much of your time you feel that they are imposing on you. You dislike confrontations and are perfectly willing to compromise or to deny your own needs in order to get along with others. You are willing to take credit for good things that you do but you don't often talk yourself up much. You are mostly a compassionate person, however you prefer to make objective judgments when possible.

Conscientiousness

Overall Score	49
Self-Efficacy	53
Orderliness	33
Dutifulness	54
Achievement-Striving	46
Self-Discipline	36
Cautiousness	73

You are moderately confident that you can achieve the goals you set yourself. In general you tend to be disorganized and scattered. Your sense of duty and obligation is average and although you are mostly responsible you can sometimes be unreliable. Mostly you work towards achieving your best, although in some areas you are content just to get the job done. You have a reasonable amount of will-power and are able to follow through on tasks that you feel you need to complete. You can be distracted however and have been known to procrastinate. You take your time when making decisions and will deliberate on all the possible consequences and alternatives.

This report was created by learnMyself.com

This sounds a lot like me, to me.

Pandy aka kitsunefoxman did it...

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